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i like to make people laugh so i'll post one joke everyday, feel free to post a joke as well. the more you laugh the better.

I knew what they were on about, all along.......................................

did you see the rest at the top, cant stop laughing

Fonejacker ..Funny!

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LOL!! Where did you find this at?!? I'm guessing somewhere on youtube. That did give me a good laugh when the guy eating the candy pushed the car over when that wasn't was he was supposed to do. Then pushed the others off as well. Too funny.

btw does that chocolate candy bar really give energy like an energy bar? Or is it like a snickers bar?

i think it's a real candy bar, or was one. i don't think they sell it anymore and i'v never had a chance to try it. i'm you liked it, my brother e mailed it to me a while back.

everyone should have one of these in there garage, yes even the ladies

I DON'T think sooooooooo !!!!! That would never work for ladies !!!

The talking tortoise

A man goes down to his local pet shop to buy an animal to keep him company.
" I have the perfect pet for you" says the owner " It' an amazing tortoise, It will do almost anything - And it even talks too !!"

"I'll take it" says the man.

Later on that evening, he decides to test out his new pet's skills. "Tortoise, Go down to the shop and buy me a newspaper" he says and then places the tortoise on the floor outside the living room.

A year later the man is still watching TV, when he remembers his tortoise. " Oh my God ! That tortoise is so slow, I 'd best go and look for him". He steps outside his front door and to his surprise nearly steps on his missing pet.

"You're so bloody slow, you've been gone for nearly a year . Where is my bloody paper?"

To which the disgruntled tortoise replies, "Well, if you are going to be like that, I won't go !!"

A man wakes up in hospital after a terrible accident and cries "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs !!"

The Doctor comes over to the poor guys bed and says " Of course you can't, I've amputated both your arms"

ha ha nice MAHARANI

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

my friend, let me tell you about your momma my friend

Driving his car through the countryside, a middle aged man spots a naked youth with his arms tied around the trunk of a tree. The driver slows down and hears the naked young man shouting for help. After looking around to check he's not getting into some sort of trap, he gets out of his car to investigate.

Oh thank God!" the young man cries" I've had a terribke day!"

"I can see that" says the driver, noticing the bruises and whip marks on the young man's back"what on earth happened to you?"

"Well" moans the young man"I was driving along when I saw this young woman in a pair of shorts and a bikini top, hitch hiking. I stoppped to give her a lift and as soon as I jumped out the car to put her rucksack in the boot, two enormous men jumped out of the woods, stripped me, tied me up, beat me and stole all my belongings and drove off in my car!"

"Oh dear, Gorgeous" says the driver, unbuckling his belt" It's just not your day, is it?"



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