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i like to make people laugh so i'll post one joke everyday, feel free to post a joke as well. the more you laugh the better.

Lol that was good.

A blonde is having financial problems o sheprays to god to let her win the lottery. She watches that nights drawing and she doesn't win, so the next day she prays to god and asks him to let her win or she'll lose her house; the drawing airs and she doesn't win. So once agan she asks god to let her win or she'll lose the car her and her kis are sleeping but, this time god answers and says, " Look lady, do me a favor and buy a ticket?"

laughing so hard started coughing, that was good

A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!"

The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."

Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL.

Do you know I am trying very hard not to laugh at all these blonde jokes, but they have been very very funny !!!!

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch 'N sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

MAHARANI wrote:Do you know I am trying very hard not to laugh at all these blonde jokes, but they have been very very funny !!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....wait, that wasn't a joke

There once was a magic mirror which would kill your if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!" She immediately dropped dead. Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself "I think.. and dropped dead.

Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"

Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

That looked like it was gonna be a lot of fun but the link would not allow me to view it !!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i know something went wrong i guess i'll try it again

ok i know why, the owner of the video on you tube can disable it from being embedded on any other site, if your really interested your'll have to watch it on youtube just click the video it will take you there

It keeps getting blocked. Can you type in the web address link? After all of this, it had better be worth watching !! Ha ha ha

ahh i feeling pressured now, i hope it's funny to

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo !!! You would just want to curl up and die after that !!!!

Yo momma is so fat that when she lays on the beach everyone thinks she's a beached whale and shouts, "Free Willy!"

i can't believe you would talk about my mother like that,lol

oh yeah, yo mama so fat the the only thing that finds her attractive is gravity

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,lol

Well then tell your momma to stop going to the beach.lol

to late she just left house, have to fix the door again

bon appetit

hahahahahaha noooooooooooo non't drink it hahaha

if you haven't seen the ones above, check it out

ok so this is a warning to anyone under age, it has a couple curse words....enjoy